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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 00:01

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is your twin flame story?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do people really have sex with animals?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What transforms the philosophical intellect?